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Old 08-17-2009, 09:55 AM   #4
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I woke up this morning and was reading a book on ancient times, and I decided that we need to combine the functionality of crossing the river with the fun of an amusement park. We can even make money of the venture.

I propose for 25 million dollars that we buy two catapults and two cannons and four safety nets.

We mount a cannon and a catapult on each bank and a park of safety nets on each bank. Then we can start blasting people across the river.

We can also build a wacky fun pair of rope bridges and a pair of zip lines.

People can be charged the following

$1 to use the rope bridge.
$3 to use the zip line
$5 for the Catapult
$10 for the express service cannon.

Effective cost

-$1000.00
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