A girl walks into the bar and sits next to a guy drinking. The guy goes, you know, if you drink this stuff, it'll make you fly. The girl says, you're full of it. So the man proceeds to jump out the window and flies around the building. Fully convinced, the lady tells the bartender "i'll have what he's having". The bartender gives her the drink, and she proceeds to drink it. She then jumps out the window to her death. The bartender goes "you know, you're a real jerk when you're drunk Superman".
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