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Originally Posted by Ozy_Flame
Actually here's a better question...Do women acknowledge the existence of the "friend zone?" Or do they play dumb? Seems to be all the guys talk about it (spitefully) but nary a mention of it from females.....Thoughts?
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Woman love the friends zone, its the ultimate con for them. They get some pathetic loser sucker who's there for them emotionally, will do whatever they say, take her out to dinner and pay for the expensive ones. She has a male friend that she can take to pseudo gay chick flicks whenever she wants and the expectation of the reciprical action movie payback never happens.
When her car breaks down she has a free mechanic because we want to impress her with how handy we are. When she wants to move she's got a free pack mule, when she wants to do a home renovation project we're the first ones to show up with our tool box and a big ######ed smile our faces.
Its rare that you make that leap, and then when it happens its because she calls you drunk and horny in the middle of the night, and its all about getting her off, then in the morning the first thing she says is that it was a mistake and she wants to go back to being friends, and you never see that a$$ again.
Meanwhile she's recruiting other girls into your friendship zone because your such a "Sweet Nice Guy", which is chick talk for mechanic interact card, packmule, emotional handkerchief, home renovator without the need to put out. . . you might not be gay, but you might as well pierce that right ear, grown that ponytail, and start wearing pink, because once your in that friendship zone, your that sister with skills that she never had.
As a man, I say its time for the revolution to begin. Its time to put into law that the only friendship zone involves benefits. I'm not there to wipe your tears, or fix your stuff or say "Yes . . . Yes . . . dating that biker/con man might have been your fault, but you did nothing wrong". Its time to take back our sacks and say "No baby its not always about your needs, sometimes you have to take my needs into account . . . oh yeah and wear that sweater with the plunging neck line if you want me to fix your car ok sweet cheeks, and after I'm done pounding in your hardwood floor, we can work on laying that carpet ok"
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