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Cowboy89 · 08-14-2009, 09:22 AM

I think before a man gets married he has to experience three kinds of women:

1) The incredibly hot but wretched human being girl (You know the one who knows she can get by on her looks and tries to milk it for what it's worth). She's manipulative and it's kinda like 'Heroin hero' on that South Park episode: No matter how hard you try you never quite seem to get that dragon.

2)The cute, nice, sweet, but extravagently princess-type girl. Her daddy would do all those chores and errands for her, and she thinks so should you. While you're at it change your clothing style to those nice clothes she picked up for you, avoid that friend of yours who's always trying to get you out for a night on the town, cut down on that beer drinking and hockey watching, and effectively disappear from your friends radar.

3)Finally to the point of the thread. The dumb hot chick: You cannot stand her conversations. She's celebrity obsessed. But she's so hot, and a demon in the sack! After a few months of having your way with her the hotness novelty wears off and you have to dump her.

I figure that once you've been through a reasonable facsimile of all three, at the very least you know what you do not want!

08-14-2009, 09:22 AM	#39
Cowboy89 Franchise Player Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: Calgary AB Exp:	I think before a man gets married he has to experience three kinds of women: 1) The incredibly hot but wretched human being girl (You know the one who knows she can get by on her looks and tries to milk it for what it's worth). She's manipulative and it's kinda like 'Heroin hero' on that South Park episode: No matter how hard you try you never quite seem to get that dragon. 2)The cute, nice, sweet, but extravagently princess-type girl. Her daddy would do all those chores and errands for her, and she thinks so should you. While you're at it change your clothing style to those nice clothes she picked up for you, avoid that friend of yours who's always trying to get you out for a night on the town, cut down on that beer drinking and hockey watching, and effectively disappear from your friends radar. 3)Finally to the point of the thread. The dumb hot chick: You cannot stand her conversations. She's celebrity obsessed. But she's so hot, and a demon in the sack! After a few months of having your way with her the hotness novelty wears off and you have to dump her. I figure that once you've been through a reasonable facsimile of all three, at the very least you know what you do not want! Last edited by Cowboy89; 08-14-2009 at 09:27 AM.