Another funny time waster... here are a few good'ers:
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· I think part of a best friend's job should be to immediately clear your computer history if you die.
· The only time I look forward to a red light is when I'm trying to finish a text.
· A recent study has shown that playing beer pong contributes to the spread of mono and the flu. Yeah, if you suck at it.
· Was learning cursive really necessary?
· Lol has gone from meaning, "laugh out loud" to "I have nothing else to say
· I have a hard time deciphering the fine line between boredom and hunger
· Whenever someone says "I'm not book smart, but I'm street smart", all I hear is "I'm not real smart, but I'm imaginary smart".
· How many times is it appropriate to say "What?" before you just nod and smile because you still didn't hear what they said?
· I love the sense of camaraderie when an entire line of cars teams up to prevent a dick from cutting in at the front. Stay strong, brothers!
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