A polar bear walks into a bar, and sits down on one of the bar stools.
The bartender walks up to the polar bear and says "What'll it be?"
The polar bear goes "I'll have a . . . . . . . . . . . beer please"
The bartender replies "certainly, one beer coming up. But I have to ask, why the big pause?"
The polar bear looks at his hands and says "I dunno, they've always been this size"
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