A duck walks into a store and asks the clerk, "Do you have any duck food?"
The clerk replies "No, we don't have any duck food!"
Next day, the duck walks into the store, and again asks the clerk, "Do you have any duck food?"
The clerk, getting a little agitated, replies, "No, we don't shelve any duck food here."
Next day the duck walks back into the store and once again asks, "Do you have any duck food?"
The clerk, now right mad, says "Listen Duck, we don't have duck food, we didn't have it yesterday, we don't have it today, and we won't have any tomorrow, and we will never have any duck food! If you come in here one more time asking for duck food I am going to nail your feet to the floor!"
Next day, duck walks into the store, asks the clerk, "Do you have any nails?"
Clerk, baffled a bit, says "No nails"
Duck says, "Do you have any duck food?"
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