[Bring_Back_Shantz]

Originally Posted by CaptainCrunch

Next thing we knew, the lights came on followed by the loudest "What the f is going on here" Followed by the Captains forcible ejection out of the back door.

Did her parents kick you out of the house after this?

As for me the story goes something like this:

I was 23 and ready to head off to join the peace corps when my girlfriend left me for a suit wearing womanizer. I was crushed, but found comfort in the arms of my mother's friend Rhonda who was locally known as "The Man Maker". Anyway, she told me that I rocked her world, and I subsequently went on to sleep with over 200 women. Unfortunately several years later, I found out that Rhonda had only slept with me because my gay black brother had slept with her so that she would put out for me. This revelation caused me a great deal of uncertaintly, as all subsequent world rockings were based on a lie.

Long story short, I went on to sleep with Rhonda once again, to prove that I could in fact rock her world and all has been great ever since....except now I'm in love with my friend's ex-girlfriend...and she's Canadian!