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JBR · 08-06-2009, 03:52 PM

Three hockey fans stumble upon the dead body of a young lady and immediately call the police. One fan suggests they cover her privates out of respect, and places his Flames hat on her left breast. The second places his Wings cap on her right breast. The Canucks fan places his cap over her crotch.

When the police arrive, an officer lifts the Flames cap.. has a look.. puts it back and writes some notes.

He then lifts the Wings cap.. has a look.. puts it back and writes some notes.

Finally, he lifts the Vancouver cap.. has a look... and places it back.
He lifts it again and has a longer look.. and places it back.
He lifts it a third time and has a longer look..

Frustrated, the Canucks fan says "Hey man, are you some kind of pervert?"

The cop turns and says "No, I'm confused. Usually when I look under a Vancouver Canucks hat, I find an a$$hole."

There was a good one posted a few months ago about the town drunk finding a lady tied to the tracks.. etc etc.. I can't remember it. Can anyone re-post it?

08-06-2009, 03:52 PM	#48
JBR Franchise Player Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: 161 St. - Yankee Stadium Exp:	Three hockey fans stumble upon the dead body of a young lady and immediately call the police. One fan suggests they cover her privates out of respect, and places his Flames hat on her left breast. The second places his Wings cap on her right breast. The Canucks fan places his cap over her crotch. When the police arrive, an officer lifts the Flames cap.. has a look.. puts it back and writes some notes. He then lifts the Wings cap.. has a look.. puts it back and writes some notes. Finally, he lifts the Vancouver cap.. has a look... and places it back. He lifts it again and has a longer look.. and places it back. He lifts it a third time and has a longer look.. Frustrated, the Canucks fan says "Hey man, are you some kind of pervert?" The cop turns and says "No, I'm confused. Usually when I look under a Vancouver Canucks hat, I find an a$$hole." There was a good one posted a few months ago about the town drunk finding a lady tied to the tracks.. etc etc.. I can't remember it. Can anyone re-post it? Last edited by JBR; 08-06-2009 at 03:58 PM.