[Bring_Back_Shantz]

Originally Posted by CaptainCrunch

I was with you until the time travellers with laser guns. Personally I theorize that it was intelligent dinosaurs with molotov cocktails. They're still pissed about the whole extinction thing, and a small part of their community blames humanity for the asteroid hitting earth. They believe that a small rogue section of the CIA travelled back in time using illuminati technology provided by jesus and funded by Rothchild used an inverse tachyon pulse to pull an asteroid to earth leading the way to the destruction of the dominant species at the time, then the CIA planted the DNA of Lindsy Lohan and Barrack Obama so that humanity would rise.

My proof, my watch is 5 minutes slow, thus I'm living in the past therefore time travel is impossible. Now I'm going to wind my watch forward thus time traveling into the fut . . . .









And I'm back, where are my ninja protectors.

Dude you couldn't be more wrong. Think about what you're saying.
What kind of dinosaur could throw a molotov coctail? The only dinosaurs that had "arms" that they could use to light and throw one of those things, were raptors and t-rex type dinosaurs, and their arms are way to short to light, let alone throw a molotov coctail. Jeeze, how dense can you be.

Clearly my explination is the only one that fits.