Top Ten Things Overheard At The White House Beer Summit (Letterman)
"Don't worry, Biden will clean up the empties"
"Guys stop me if I try to drunk dial Nancy Pelosi"
"Smoking, drinking. Suddenly our president is Artie Lange"
"Let's call Limbaugh and take this party to the next level"
"I feel dizzy and confused -- just like Bush! Hi-yoo!"
"I don't want to freak anybody out, but I just saw Nixon walking down the hall"
"Tell Geithner to put his shirt on"
"Senator Larry Craig asked if he could have his beer brought to the men's room" (still a reference, people)
"You guys wanna see where Clinton used to get freaky?"
"Excuse me while I take a presidential leak"