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Bring_Back_Shantz · 07-27-2009, 12:38 PM

I'd like to add a brief synopsis of a typical Tower thread:

Tower:

Did you know that if you jump off of the Calgary Tower you can fly?
I read it on this website: www.youcanjumpoffthecalgarytowerandfly.com

Seriously, knowing is the first step to being free

Response:
Really, so if I go jump off the Calgary Tower, I'll be able to fly?

Tower:
I can only lead you to water, I can't make you drink.
Check this out if you don't believe me: www.Seriouslyyoucanjumpoffthecalgarytowerandfly.co m

Response:
Are you're actually saying you've jumped off the Calgary Tower and flew?
Cause if what you say is true, you must have done it.

Tower:
It's not important what I do, it's what you do that's important.

07-27-2009, 12:38 PM	#39
Bring_Back_Shantz Franchise Player Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: In my office, at the Ministry of Awesome! Exp:	I'd like to add a brief synopsis of a typical Tower thread: Tower: Did you know that if you jump off of the Calgary Tower you can fly? I read it on this website: www.youcanjumpoffthecalgarytowerandfly.com Seriously, knowing is the first step to being free Response: Really, so if I go jump off the Calgary Tower, I'll be able to fly? Tower: I can only lead you to water, I can't make you drink. Check this out if you don't believe me: www.Seriouslyyoucanjumpoffthecalgarytowerandfly.co m Response: Are you're actually saying you've jumped off the Calgary Tower and flew? Cause if what you say is true, you must have done it. Tower: It's not important what I do, it's what you do that's important. __________________ THE SHANTZ WILL RISE AGAIN. <-----Check the Badge bitches. You want some Awesome, you come to me!