Well here's mine for a major drunkfest.
Nikola Tesla (Truely underrated for all he's done)
Christy Canyon (I'd woo her and she'd never leave)
Jim Marrs (The guy is just too cool)
An E.T. (to sober me up and get me off this rock before we all perish by own own hand)
Hunter S. Thompson (We'd write a book together. "The Sh*tfaced Diaries")
Peter Criss and Ace Frehley (I'd LOVE to know just how big of a arsehole Gene Simmons really is)