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Old 07-23-2009, 09:51 AM   #44
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Originally Posted by missdpuck View Post
Women need to come up with some female version of "bro's before ho's ". Hmm...slutty guys, ugly guys broke guys....the possibilities are endless.

Well according to the Bro Code, there is also a Chick Code.
Barney once got a look at one, but he didn't get too far past it's pink, bedazzled cover, but below are a few of the things he rememberd seeing:

1) A chick never pays for anything
2) If two chicks wear the same outfit to a party they each retain the right to accidentally spill a drink on the other
3) A chick shall not sleep with her friends ex, unless she does first
4) A Chick has a free pass to "Slut it up" on halloween
5) A chick shall not operate a motor vehicle in a safe manner

There were a few more, but I can't really remember.
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