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Originally Posted by malcolmk14
Yeah where everyone brings a 26 of liquor and at least two hot single females.
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That needed to be in there. No fatties!
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Originally Posted by GreenTeaFrapp
Two single females? Isn't it hard enough to keep one single female against her will, much less two?
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We'll use the old bait and switch. Take a picture of yourself with photoshops of "your single buddies", Edward Cullen, David Beckham, and Rick Astley.
Put that on the invitation, and we'll order some cardboard cutouts. By the time the ladies get close enough, we'll have the gates locked and have booze pouring down their throats/on their white shirts.
It's air tight, my friends... air tight.