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Old 07-20-2009, 08:05 PM   #90
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Originally Posted by pokerface View Post
media arts and digital technology... Let me explain (not for the faint of heart):

When i was in my first year of art school (acad) i went into a media arts class thinking i'd be doing movie editing and stuff like that. My first day of the class should have tipped me off to what was to come. My instructor was one of these "new age" artists who did jackass type stuff in a serious manner and called it art.. I should have transfered out after he gave his bio.

My second class he says to us all "want to go see some performance art?". The fact that i was new and innocent to college and art school, i felt like i should follow along and experience college life and whatnot.

We get to a small room where two girls were dressed in shorts and tank tops and sitting on stools across from each other holding big bowls of strawberry ice cream. Music started playing and the girls started to eat... And eat... And eat... I began to think "man if they keep this up they'll be sick" and then bam they start puking into the bowls... I thought "wow that was gross i'm glad its over"... But it wasn't they continued eating out of the same bowls they were puking into... This went on for awhile until the music stopped and they simply left the room without saying anything and other students clapping.... My instructor thought it was brilliant...

That was the worst/weirdest class ever.
Wanted:

Two good looking women to pose as models for first year art students

(Preference given to those willing to eat their own vomit.)
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