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Originally Posted by WesternCanadaKing
The US government allowed Pearl Harbor to happen.
The US government covered up what happened in Roswell.
The US government faked the moon landing.
The US government killed JFK.
The US government orchestrated the Oklahoma City bombing.
The US government orchestrated 9/11.
Damn that US government! They're so good! They'd be perfect if they didn't just let those stupid little mistakes reveal everything!!!
"Who the hell forgot that there's no air on the f*$king moon!? Damn it, you ruined everything!!"
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Don't forget about the infamous Tri-Cola commission which was headed by president Ronald Regean, Illuminati leader Walt Disney III (a baby eating clone of the original) and mass murderer Charles Manson. This shadowy power cabel ordered the removal of the original coke and replaced it with New Coke creating the famous flavor Crisis. Then the cabel made billions by ordering the re-introduction of classic coke.
The profits from operation syrup were then funneled into the creation of the Atari 2600 an insidious mind control device that enslaved the youth of America with such classic games as space invaders, stick ball and pong 2000