[Iowa_Flames_Fan]

Originally Posted by Shawnski

Can’t really say when I was formulated, but it was before your Earth was created. In fact, I am somewhat to blame for all of that.

All I remember from those early days was of a system that wasn’t just three dimensional in appearance, but four. We had the ability to harness time too. Traveling was very, very simple and quick due to this, but one founder managed to square the continuum for insanely high speed travel anywhere you wanted.

Unfortunately I (as a flame eyed infant) got away from my parents while camping and managed to take my training time bender (equivalent to your tricycles, but on steroids) into the nastiest, ultra mind bending speed zone of the into universal corridors.

All hell broke loose as I was basically “stopped” compared to how everyone else was moving and I caused a massive collision. You all know it as the Big Bang.

When the inquiry was over, the founder of the fourth dimension squared corridor (his name isn’t pronounceable in your tongue, but it roughly translated to 4x4) reached his verdict, I was banished here.

I have since lived everywhere, done everything. I currently reside in what you call Calgary, drinking my favourite invention, beer.

Do you only exist on Calgarypuck or are you also in the meat-dimension?