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Old 07-15-2009, 12:10 PM   #16
alltherage
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Originally Posted by onetwo_threefour View Post
To show how truly committed you are to your employer's success, it is clear that you should lay yourself off. Leave a note on your boss' desk on top of the pile of completed work stating that due to a lack of work you are in the unfortunate position of having to lay someone off. As you are the only person there it clearly must be you that goes. You thank yourself for dedicated service and promise to give yourself a good reference.

I better give myself a good severence package too!!

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Originally Posted by Prototype View Post
That sounds like the dreaded "vote of confidence" to me...

(see McTavish, Keenan, many others over the years.
*glup!*
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