When I attended Summersault in Edmonton about 8 or 9 years ago (it was the smashing pumpkins "farewell tour") we were sitting next to this guy in his mid 30's. Seemed like an ok guy, but he was a little inebriated. Then he asks us "you boys interested in some vodka t*ts?" I asked what a vodka t*t was. His girlfriend then reached into her bra and pulled out 2 ziploc bags full of vodka that she had been using as artificial implants all day. Genius.
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