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Originally Posted by thesmugger
Just got my first number, first night on this site. Very cute girl.
Edit: Probably a sick friend playing a joke one me
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Or you call and the conversation goes something like this:
Her: Hello?
You: Hi, this is thesmugger. You gave me your number on POF.
Her: Can you refresh my memory to who you are? I give my number out a lot.
You: I'm the one with the mustache and was willing to give you a ride.
Her: Oh! Thanks for calling. So what's your real name? What are you doing right now?
You: My name is Hank, but you can call me Pablo. I was ditched this evening, so nothing planned anymore. How about we do a coffee?
Her: Oh, sorry. I don't do coffee. I might as well be upfront with you, I charge $50 for a basic HJ and $750 for full on.
Her: Hello?
You: Uh... excuse me?
Her: Oh... I thought you got the idea before I gave you my number. I just use POF to meet clients.
You: How about $500?
Ah yes... so familiar
