"religion has actually convinced people, there is an invisible man, living in the sky who watches everything you do, every minute of every day and the invisible man has a special list of 10 things he does not want you to do. if you do any of these 10 things, he has a special place full of fire, smoke, burning, torture, anguish, where he will send you to live, suffer, burn, choke, scream and cry for ever and ever....til the end of time....but he loves you. he loves you and he needs money, he always needs money. he's all powerful, all perfect, all knowing and all wise and somehow, he just can't handle money. religion takes in billions of dollars, they pay no taxes and they always need a little more. now, you talk about a good bullsh*t story...holy sh*t."
george carlin
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MeSSwKffj9o