I'm in the 5%. A couple of weeks ago it was my wedding anniversary... which I had completely forgot about.
So anyways, I wake up at 3 in the morning thinking about it. I quietly get out of bed and get dressed and sneak out of the house to go to the 24 hour Shoppers Drug Mart to buy a card. Get back home at 4 am with card in hand and signed and slide back into bed knowing that all is good and my ass in no longer grass.
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