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ResAlien · 07-07-2009, 10:32 PM

Slow drivers need to die. Not just regular "Hurry the eff up!" people, the other kind. The damn light is green, press on the accelerator. You've got a V6!!! Making me miss the left turn arrow, generally making me angry. Thank you soo much, I hate getting through lights the first time when I'm the THIRD CAR IN LINE.

Oh, an on ramp to the highway? Well, you ought to just go about 20 the whole way, make me almost die as the semi coming up has no choice but to crush my car like a pop can, and then as soon as I actually manage to avoid my demise and get on the highway? You speed up to 80 and go flying down the road. I hate you, and I hope you die in a twisted mass of molten steel and gasoline that makes the opening scene of Final Destination 2 look like an episode of Dora the Explorer.

07-07-2009, 10:32 PM	#409
ResAlien Lifetime In Suspension Join Date: Dec 2007 Exp:	Slow drivers need to die. Not just regular "Hurry the eff up!" people, the other kind. The damn light is green, press on the accelerator. You've got a V6!!! Making me miss the left turn arrow, generally making me angry. Thank you soo much, I hate getting through lights the first time when I'm the THIRD CAR IN LINE. Oh, an on ramp to the highway? Well, you ought to just go about 20 the whole way, make me almost die as the semi coming up has no choice but to crush my car like a pop can, and then as soon as I actually manage to avoid my demise and get on the highway? You speed up to 80 and go flying down the road. I hate you, and I hope you die in a twisted mass of molten steel and gasoline that makes the opening scene of Final Destination 2 look like an episode of Dora the Explorer. Last edited by ResAlien; 07-07-2009 at 10:34 PM.