Look at all of the celebs hoping to get a boost to their career by staring sadly at the camera. I'm amazed that old Joe Jackson isn't holding up a sign touting his record label.
If I ever have a funeral like this, I want my body shot out of a canon to celebrate the circus that was my life.
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My name is Ozymandias, King of Kings;
Look on my Works, ye Mighty, and despair!
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