When I used to take the bus this really cute European girl would get on a few stops after me consitantly, She definately was not Jewish - that will make more sense in a second... one day She sat right in front of me and opened a news paper with a strange looking written language... I nervously said something I should have probably thought about a bit more...
me: "What language is that? Hebrew?"
Her: "No... Russian" with a are you mentaly handicapped kind of look in her eyes...
me: "oh... um looked a little like hebrew.... ...."
insert awkward silence for next 15 minutes...
it was awesome.
