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Originally Posted by 4X4

The few left over are the people that go the limit all the time. Except when we're feeling a bit lazy. Then we're going 40. But when we see someone in aour rearview, we speed up and go the limit. We are also people that don't pull out in front of someone and go slow. We never turn left over a double solid unless there's nobody behind us. We always let people in that are going the same speed as us. When we turn right, we move closer to the curb so that the people behind can keep going and not lose their speed, we do not make a biiiig arc to the left before turning right unless we're towing a trailer. When we pull up to a light on a one lane each way road, we signal if we're turning left so that the people going straight through know to get into the other lane and not get stuck behind us while we wait to turn. We check our mirrors constantly and know all the cars around us. When we parallel park, we pull up to the car in front and thus only take up one spot, not two. When we speed, we only do it where it's safe. Weaving through traffic is not safe. Going 120 on Deerfoot is safe at certain times. When we turn a corner on a major road, we look at the G.D. f'n sign and we fricken well know whether it's a yield, merge, or if we have our own f'ing LANE! WHEN THERE ALOT OF F'ING TRAFFIC IN A LEFT TURN LANE, WE BLOODY WELL GO WHEN THERE'S A FREAKING GAP IN TRAFFIC. WE DO NOT WAIT FOR THE F'ING LIGHT TO TURN RED AND SCREW WHAT COULD HAVE BEEN 4 MORE CARS GETTING THROUGH. AND FFS WHEN A LIGHT TURNS GREEN ON A GREEN ARROW WE GO! GO YOU STUPID MORONS! GO! IT'S NOT GOING TO GET ANY GREENER AND IT'S NOT GOING TO FLASH ANY F'ING FASTER! WE ALL WANT TO TURN, NOT JUST YOU YOU INCONSIDERATE, MENTALLY LAZY A-HOLES!!!!

When I read this, my mind delivered it in the "I am Canadian" Joe Canadian fashion.