Reminds me of when i first moved into my house in McKenzie Towne...my neighbor 2 doors down seriously owned like 5 vehicles. Back then, no yards were developed, there were no houses on either side of me, so, there were no garages yet. Only street parking out front.
So, this ###### and his 89 strewn about vehicles take up the whole street...which, when theres no houses on either side, take up that space, who cares. But, he kept parking his giant a$$ truck right in front of our house, and our house was the perfect length for our 2 smaller vehicles.
So, one morning i got so fed up b/c it was effing cold out side and i had to walk 3 house lenghts to start my car, i took a piece of paper and wrote in giant letters F OFF A HOLE (the whole words) and put it on his windshield.
He never parked in front of our house again.
I felt guilty after i did it, and slightly scared b/c i was almost convinced there was a grow op or a brothel in that house b/c of the amount of people coming and going all the time, but, he just never parked there again and really did F OFF.
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