I don't know if it has been posted already but South Park (as usual) got it right about Michael Bay.
General: [to the specialist] Get him out of here.
[M. Night Shyalaman is hauled away, only to be replaced by...] Mr. Bay, can you thnk of any idea how to outwit these terrorists?
Michael Bay: I believe I can.
[the officials get their pens ready to write] We start... by making a big CG building and then we have a meteor go CROSSHH!
[makes a diving motion with his left arm] and it, and it's all like CRAAWWWLL
[simulates an explosion with his arms] a-and motorcycles burst into flame while they jump over these helicopters, right?
[has his right hand go over his left arm like a motorcycle over a helicopter]
General: [firmly] No no! We need ideas how to stop the terrorists! Michael Bay: An eighteen-wheeler spins out of control and it's all like BROSSHH
[makes a crashing motion with his right hand] And then this huuuge tanker full of dyna-
[launches into a series of explosions]
General: [fed up] Those aren't ideas, those are special effects!
Michael Bay: I... don't understand the difference.
General: I know you don't. Get him out of here!
[next in the chair is Mel Gibson] Aaand being that we are all big Mel Gibson film fans, we thought maybe you could help us.
