While watching this abortion, I honestly tried to like it. Unfortunately Bay decided to go the wrong direction on... actually pretty much everything.
Pros-
1. Forest scene is killer.
2. Megan Fox
Cons-
Ok here we go. First of all, why are all the people orange / tanned / greasy / kinda sweaty ALL the time? Like EG said I seriously do not get this, everyone looks like they need a shower. Parent scenes are cheesy x 500. Just brutal. Racial innuendos with the twin robots much? Can't tell whats going on with the action scenes, talk about sensory overload. Which robot is which? Good luck figuring that out. Old robot with cane and "beard"... lame. Story, better than I thought it would be I guess but a little unexplained for me. Why are there only like 3 autobots and 50000 decepticons? Half of Shanghai gets destroyed but these things are still a secret???? What?? The end of this one is the same as the end of the last one, Sam running to a location during a big fight scene... no intros for robots, couldn't tell at all who was who. Robot humping leg was stupid and randomly switching sides...?
Wow.. I could on for hours on this disaster. At least try, Bay. I know its for kids but that was just awful. First one DESTROYS this one.. not even close.
They need to do more with the story of Starscream taking over from Megatron.. they barely touch it and it's at least an interesting segway in a very narrow story.
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