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Old 06-26-2009, 10:36 PM   #101
jammies
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Location: In a land without pants, or war, or want. But mostly we care about the pants.
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Originally Posted by Flames_Gimp View Post
seriously,cowboys is all about pu$$y.
Some of us prefer the kind that doesn't carry a high risk of crustacean infestation.

Jammies' Scale of Sexual Attitudes

1. Sex is icky, you nasty man.
2. Repressed and afraid.
3. Only the prince can storm the castle!
4. I like to cuddle! Tee hee hee!
5. Prim but intrigued.
6. "I got SO drunk Friday night and..."
7. Slow burning fire
8. A bit of skank in the tank.
9. Like a scientist, is willing to experiment
10. Look, I have boobies! Whee!
11. Slut-a-licious
12. Attention ain't the only thing I'm whoring

Most men prefer in the range of 7-10 but can be easily induced into going all the way to 12. That doesn't mean it's something to be sought out on purpose, though...
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