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CaptainCrunch · 06-24-2009, 01:30 PM

What if there aren't ten good movies in the year? Can we fill out the remaining spots with Porn?

And the nominees for best picture are

Waiting to Exhale Starring someone
The Dark Knight featuring Christian Bale
Forrest Gump starring Tom Hanks
ummm The Shawshank redemption with Morgan Freeman
Driving Ms Daisy with Morgan Freeman
The Great Santini with Robert Duvall
Star Wars with Han Solo
errr Crap Airplane two with that really skinny chick
Doing Ms Daisy with Peter Dong
College Co-Ed @#$@#$%@#$% debutants with Kitten Larue

And the winner is

Wow

Doing Ms Daisy

06-24-2009, 01:30 PM	#2
CaptainCrunch Norm! Join Date: Jun 2002 Exp:	What if there aren't ten good movies in the year? Can we fill out the remaining spots with Porn? And the nominees for best picture are Waiting to Exhale Starring someone The Dark Knight featuring Christian Bale Forrest Gump starring Tom Hanks ummm The Shawshank redemption with Morgan Freeman Driving Ms Daisy with Morgan Freeman The Great Santini with Robert Duvall Star Wars with Han Solo errr Crap Airplane two with that really skinny chick Doing Ms Daisy with Peter Dong College Co-Ed @#$@#$%@#$% debutants with Kitten Larue And the winner is Wow Doing Ms Daisy __________________ My name is Ozymandias, King of Kings; Look on my Works, ye Mighty, and despair!