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Old 06-19-2009, 03:23 PM   #237
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Actually alltherage, this is the perfect opportunity for you to practice with as many chicks as possible before the big day three months from now. Get all the practice you can get - friends, ex-girlfriends, your female bosses, bar floozies, strangers on the C-Train, or whatever the case may be. Work your jimmy straight for three months, and you'll come to know every move in the book, right from the Helicopter all the way to a Bulgarian Gas Mask.

I guarantee your wife will be entertained at your new-found abilities. Just make sure to bag it for every go, and twice on sundays.
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