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Originally Posted by Flames_Gimp
second this. haven't met a woman that doesn't like an occasional spanking!
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Man, some chicks are weird. One chick I knew liked to be choked. No kidding. Hand around the neck, choked. I thought it was the strangest thing in the history of mankind, so I told my buddy about it and he replied with a story of a girl he used to do that liked to be punched in the face (yeah, yeah, I should date her).
That's some risky business. All it takes is the slightest reason for her to be pissed off at you and she's in the cop shop talking about getting choked or punched.
"Honestly, your honour! She repeatedly asked me to choke her. When I did, she told me harder!"
"Yeah, right. Two years in the clink"
*THUMP*
But I've never met a chick that wanted to abstain for three months. 3-5 days, once a month is pretty normal, though.