[Hack&Lube]

Exactly why Local TV (and their national Canadian networks) are pointless. I hate that absurb Global commercial for that idiotic brain-dead Global National show they have.

The commercial keeps pounding the tagline: "HOW WILL YOU UNDERSTAND!??!? (why such and such happened)", HOW WILL YOU UNDERSTAND!!???? (what this news event means)" like it was life or death situation that you need to understand why something happened in the world and that you would be hopelessly lost and forever confused and tormented unless you tune into Global National for that dork Kevin Newman or whatever to explain it to you in big words and slow ideas because the theme of the show is "news understood".

Well thank-you very much but I have my own brain and you're not going to make me watch a show by cementing the fact that you think I am a ###### and need to be spoon-fed your verison of news for dummies. I can understand because I can do my own research and come to my own logical and fact-based conclusions in a fraction of the time it takes for me to sit through your brain-dead program.