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jammies · 06-15-2009, 05:50 PM

So way back when my buddy and I were looking into getting a stripper for a stag, and we went to see this sketchy dude to look at the girls he had available (pre-internet in the 80s) in an album of pictures. So we're looking through, and being young and obnoxious, every girl is "too fat" or "too skinny" or "too skanky" or "not skanky enough", and the guy is getting desperate, so he reaches down into his desk drawer and pulls out a single 8 X 10, and puts it face down in front of him and gives us the spiel:

"Ok boys, I can see you won't be satisfied with any of my regular girls, so I'm going to make you an offer - you can hire THIS girl and I guarantee you will not be disappointed. But it'll cost you extra, 'cause she's special - not only beautiful, but different and classier in a way these other girls aren't."

So of course we're all excited and we're wondering - does she have a third nipple? Or maybe she's so flexible she can take off her clothes without using her hands? Or maybe this ###### has misread us and we're about to find out she's a ladyboy?

Well, he looks at us, and we say, "Ok, we're interested - flip it over and tell us." And he does so with what he imagines is unbelievable panache, and says,

"She's SHAVED!!!"

We look at each other, and start laughing and laughing. He must have thought we were yokels just in from Saskatchewan who'd be amazed at the concept of a woman cleaning up around her junk, but even in the 80s that wasn't exactly the stuff of legend. From then on, if we were talking about a girl we thought was really hot, the inevitable question would be, "I dunno though man - you think she's SHAVED?!?!?"

06-15-2009, 05:50 PM	#62
jammies Basement Chicken Choker Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: In a land without pants, or war, or want. But mostly we care about the pants. Exp:	So way back when my buddy and I were looking into getting a stripper for a stag, and we went to see this sketchy dude to look at the girls he had available (pre-internet in the 80s) in an album of pictures. So we're looking through, and being young and obnoxious, every girl is "too fat" or "too skinny" or "too skanky" or "not skanky enough", and the guy is getting desperate, so he reaches down into his desk drawer and pulls out a single 8 X 10, and puts it face down in front of him and gives us the spiel: "Ok boys, I can see you won't be satisfied with any of my regular girls, so I'm going to make you an offer - you can hire THIS girl and I guarantee you will not be disappointed. But it'll cost you extra, 'cause she's special - not only beautiful, but different and classier in a way these other girls aren't." So of course we're all excited and we're wondering - does she have a third nipple? Or maybe she's so flexible she can take off her clothes without using her hands? Or maybe this ###### has misread us and we're about to find out she's a ladyboy? Well, he looks at us, and we say, "Ok, we're interested - flip it over and tell us." And he does so with what he imagines is unbelievable panache, and says, "She's SHAVED!!!" We look at each other, and start laughing and laughing. He must have thought we were yokels just in from Saskatchewan who'd be amazed at the concept of a woman cleaning up around her junk, but even in the 80s that wasn't exactly the stuff of legend. From then on, if we were talking about a girl we thought was really hot, the inevitable question would be, "I dunno though man - you think she's SHAVED?!?!?" __________________ Better educated sadness than oblivious joy.