Strippers are so lame. I mean, it had a novelty for a time, back when I just turned 18, but seriously, I don't get people that go to the strippers and chuck their paycheques at doped up skanks.
As for the OP, dude, your "friends" are a-holes. I don't see why they're so hung up on this. If you don't want strippers, there shouldn't be strippers. End of story. It's not unreasonable at all. The last two bachelor parties I attended were explicit "no strippers" parties. Both times because the grooms said (and only had to say it once) "no strippers".
One of them wanted to go on a bit of an adventure, so we rafted the red deer river and camped over night (and many of you will recall that that plan got derailed pretty badly), but the memory is epic. That's what he wanted. Something to remember. Not just getting idiot drunk at the bar after having some infected snatch rubbing all over his lap.
The other party was for someone who is religious and simply requested that we don't have them. It was a great time anyway. We rented a party bus and drove around getting drunk and bar hopped.
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