[Jetsfan]

I know the Onion is a satire but this woman hits it on the head. Being a Nice Guy to a woman will get you placed in the "Friend Zone" and she will never, ever, sleep with you.

I really like you. I do. You're so nice, and sweet, and you listen to all my problems and respond with the appropriate compliments. But, well, I don't really see a relationship in our future. It would be terrible if we let sex destroy this great friendship we have where I get everything I want and you get nothing you want. Don't you think?
I knew you would understand. You always do.

http://www.theonion.com/content/opin...urce=c-section