Did they run a DNA test on the said dookie.
It was probably hers.
If Macdonalds is going to add foreign objects to their food and drinks, the kids there will do it subtley. They would have spit in the coffee or rubbed one out with the creamer. But they're probably not going to precision dookie in a coffee.
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