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Locke · 06-09-2009, 10:27 AM

I get a good chuckle out of people who purchase these things, it reminds me of that super-fataing-######ed infomercial about those amazing hearing aids that werent hearing aids that let you listen in on conversations happening a 100 meters away.

I believe that this is actually part of a covert Government program where everyone and anyone who buys this ######ed BS is immediately pegged as a lower form of human and are subsequently rounded up and eradicated or made to toil in servitude at a McDonalds in Sri Lanka.

06-09-2009, 10:27 AM	#3
Locke Franchise Player Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Income Tax Central Exp:	I get a good chuckle out of people who purchase these things, it reminds me of that super-fataing-######ed infomercial about those amazing hearing aids that werent hearing aids that let you listen in on conversations happening a 100 meters away. I believe that this is actually part of a covert Government program where everyone and anyone who buys this ######ed BS is immediately pegged as a lower form of human and are subsequently rounded up and eradicated or made to toil in servitude at a McDonalds in Sri Lanka. __________________ The Beatings Shall Continue Until Morale Improves! This Post Has Been Distilled for the Eradication of Seemingly Incurable Sadness. The World Ends when you're dead. Until then, you've got more punishment in store. - Flames Fans If you thought this season would have a happy ending, you haven't been paying attention.