BUMP how did this die?
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Originally Posted by CaptainCrunch
Gary Coleman . . . you know that half sized kid from the T.V. show who vanished only to be seen on really bad reality T.V. shows. What the general public hadn't known that Gary was code named "little man" a genetic experiment to create the ultimate soldier that ended in failure when the chief researcher forgot to carry the 1 leaving our nations last best hope for defense woefully short.
But Gary had spent his years in obscurity working on various deadly arts including spoonnijitsu, the deadly art of disembowling his enemies from a distance with a spoon.
After he hastily disposed of the Chupacabra, he reached his hand out to me and said "Come with me if you don't want to die" Then he pointed down the highway and mumbled that we had a job to do, we had to . . .
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Save the worlds supply of Hookers and Blow! Turns out the 3 lesbian midgets were relatives of Garys, (and also hookers) and had to hide in the bins because the Sham-wow guy was threatening to take over the world by snorting all the cocaine, and punching all the worlds hookers in the face.
Turns out that by becoming a Mall rent a cop Gary had found peace with himself and has renounced his past of punching women, and has made it his personal mission to ensure that there is hookers and blow for everyone.
"We are going to need some wheels" I say, to noone in paticular, as Gary has dissapeared. I turn around to try and see where he went, but just then I head a loud squealing of tires, and Gray pulls up driving a.....