[CaptainCrunch]

So I go to see Terminator Salvation in the theatre today. An ok movie, not great but not bad. And I remember why I hate movies in the theatre.

This row of about three morons start talking throughout the movie, so I decide I have had enough. I get up and go and sit in front of these morons and I turn around and ask them very nicely to shut up. Of course these wastes of sperm are no older then 13 or 14 and one asks me what I'm going to do about it if they don't, and I very nicely tell them that I'll get the theatre manager to come and talk to them. Of course, one of them tries to pick a fight with me, and I tell him that I really want to beat him to death with the body of his friend to the left. After that they were pretty quiet and I returned to my seat.

After the movie they followed me and my friend back to the truck mouthing off until we turned around and started walking back towards them, and they took off.

So I came to the following conclusion

1) If your at a movie shut the f up.
2) If your going to threaten a person or try and pick a fight with a person don't flee like a coward when they come back at you, because at that point, I was really hoping I could beat them to death
3) Punks are chicken s
3) I paid my money to go to the movie just like you so shut the f up.

Hey I'm not a violent guy, but I think I should have a right to beat people to death if the talk during a movie or answer their cellphone or to do anything that disrupts my enjoyment.

SHUT THE F UP!!