If a ban is put in place I will build the biggest firepit man has ever seen! I will then invite all to bask in it's glory and eat the biggest toasted marshmallows whilst drinking CO-OP Traditional Ale (Cuz it's cheap and still good).
Then I will laugh at all who do not come and join in the fun! MWHA HA HA HA HA HA HA!
Or not make such a big deal about it and build one anyway.
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