[jayswin]

Originally Posted by CaptainCrunch

What a ###### bag moron this guy is, and worse yet, the people should have shut this down at square one.

Dear David;

I see you don't want to pay your bill, so instead of letting you jack us around like an idiot, we've sold your account to Rocko and Rocko credit agency, they assure us that they will be happy to return your spider drawing in person.

Sincerely Helen

PS You'll have lots of time to draw in the hospital moron

PPS PAY YOUR BILL AND GET A JOB



Dear David;

re: pets

Under the landlord tenant act we are advising you of a 24 hour emergency eviction due to you dicking us around. We've hired an armed guard to make sure that your out of the building in that time frame.

Sicerely

Your Landlord

PS Enjoy the streets ###### bag.