I just heard that the airline makes you sew purses once they load you on board, and that they steal all your luggage and sell it to gypsies when you land. That's why it's so cheap.
hahahahaha should that be in green text?
Seriously, I'm going to drink my weight in booze during the Toronto-Madrid portion. I still can't believe this price. I'm buying cmyden at least a dozen corona's for sussing this out.
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