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Originally Posted by fatso
I have a million things to get to on my desk, and yet I can't stop laughing long enough to start. Hilarious stuff CaptainCrunch! Dilton certainly has a Dr. Doom vibe about him!
What about Jughead's cousin Souphead? And Mr. Flutesnoot?
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Not much is known about what happened to cousin Souphead. After a visit to see Cousin Jughead and realizing that he'd become a pale imitation of Jabba the Hut, Souphead goes for a walk in the back alley's of china town to clear his head and is never seen again. However Lin Ye Tang's house of budget chinese food rolls out a whole new menu of tasty soups touting their ancient chinese secret which creates incredible flavor and texture.
Mr Flutesnoot the schools chemistry professor and music teacher runs into real bad situations. He's fired from Riverdale highschool after being accussed of inappropriate fondling Miss Grundy. Jobless and with his teachers certificate suspended, Flutesnoot moves to New York and rediscovers his love of music as he becomes the best known club DJ Chemistry in North America.
One night as the club is cleaning up, Flutesnoot goes out for a 420 break in the back alley where he is confronted by Dark FUBAR who unleashes his latest super weapon the piston powered ball smasher. Dark FUBAR screams "Its your fault, you were my chemistry professor, and look at me now"
Flutesnoot dies of traumatic injuries to the genitals.