[Ford Prefect]

Originally Posted by 4X4

Oh man... I am the biggest idiot ever. I ran into a good old friend of mine, who I don't see very often, at a BBQ a couple years ago. Hadn't seen her in months and months and so she was excited to do a little catching up. The topic was on her latest and greatest achievements, when she proudly showed me her new tattoo.

Now, let me make it perfectly clear that I know sweet F-A about astrology. I know that I'm a libra, and that a libra's symbol is a tri-beam scale. That's it.
So she shows me her tattoo and it's a crab on her lower belly. I blurt out "WTF? You got crabs?". I swear to god she gave me a look that still makes me cringe. Something inbetween verge of tears, anger, and a sudden realization that alot of people are going to have the same reaction as me.
Anyway, she clarified that it was an astrology thing, but I wasn't paying much attention, I was too busy formulating my apology in my head.

Larf. You're one classy dude 4x4.