A few years back i caught some teenage punks in the process of breaking into my vehicle. It was about 2 am and i was watching a DVD. I heard some glass breaking so i grabbed my louisville slugger from the closet and out the door i went.
My neighbour was having insomnia at the time and couldn't sleep. He tells me this story the next morning about some crazed idiot in his house coat chasing after a bunch of kids with a baseball bat. I said it was me
