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Old 05-19-2009, 03:17 PM   #255
Dan02
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Originally Posted by CaptainCrunch View Post
I've decided to move to hollywood and become a big time T.V. producer.

I can make shows that last. My secret. No scripts, no plots, no actors.

Just a vacant lot with foreboding music for 30 minutes a week. At the end of every episode there will be a to be continued sign. Then the previews for the next week will be the same vacant lot and a young girl whispers off camera "Oh my god". Of course the scene doesn't change for the entire first year until the last minutes of the last episode when the camera zooms in on two gophers f###ing away to Toto's rains in Africa.
unfortunately sir you are too late we already have this show.

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