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Originally Posted by Crispy's Critter
Ruby Dhalla. As it turned out, the three midget lesbians were her Filipino workers who were trying to escape, but having no passports or paperwork of any kind, they could only resort to living in people's blue boxes. As she advanced toward me, howling like a banshee, I noticed she was holding a Dell computer which seemingly didn't work.....
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But I didn't care, I was enamored by her earthy good looks and more importantly her heaving bosoms. I was thinking of a way to get her to allow me to give her the motor boat when I heard a strange whistling sound and my thoughts changed from that one drop of perspiration slowly and enticingly rolling in between her cleavage to intense pain as the Dell impacted with my nose crushing it and reducing my vision to a sheet of red.
"Fracking Dell computers" I thought as I slowly lost consciousness while admiring Rudy's legs my last thought was of . . .